Why Coldplay?

coldplayDriving through Claremont, Ed Sheeran playing. Drunk starts. Listening a bit too intensely to the lyrics…

“On cold days Coldplay’s out like the band’s the name, I know I can’t heal things with a hand shake”

K: What do you think Coldplay means?
J: Hmmm. I don’t know. Like the opposite of foreplay?
K: What?
J: Like un-sexy foreplay. It’s not hot.
K: Hahaha, I really don’t think it means that
J: It totally does, I mean, it’s not the kinda music you’d have sex to
K: It is!
J: No way, why would you have sex to Coldplay?
K: Um, my-mother-just-died-sex?
J: Who would have sex like that to Coldplay?
K: Funeral-sex? I-definitely-failed-that-exam-sex? The-canteen-took-R1000-off-my-salary-sex?
J: I can’t believe we’re having this conversation. Bleak to be Coldplay.

The conversation above happened while driving home from Wakaberry, trying hard not to crash from laughing so hard. What does Coldplay mean? Please someone tell me.


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